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Name: Alex
Location: United States
Gender: Male


Interests: writing, movies, video games, reading, creativity, art, dreams, love, style over substance, bizarro fiction, eccentricity, the internets, children's literature, computers, geek culture, sarcasm, humor, anime, counter-culture
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Member Since: 4/21/2006

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006



10 PM, Regal Cinemas, Beavercreek

Be there or be square.

Incidentally, I'll be leaving for college the very next day.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the date is today (the 17th), in case you were wondering. God damn I'm smart.


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ch-chung!

Did you know that unless you have and use a Last.fm account your taste in music doesn't matter? It's true.

In case your taste matters: mine does.
Currently Listening
Blank Generation
By Richard Hell & the Voidoids
I'm Your Man
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I have decided that my punk alias is Ax Jettison. It's no Jello Biafra, but it'll do.
Currently Listening
Disconnected
By Stiv Bators
A Million Miles Away
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Friday, June 30, 2006

HERE IS A STORY ABOUT A COWBOY
ONCE UPON A TIME
HE CAME
STRIDING ALONG WIDELY
BRAVELY DEFYING STUFF
OH MAN WAS THIS GUY EVER HARD
I MEAN A BADASS
HOO BOY

SHIT KIDS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF CRAZY I JUST PULLED
FROM NOW ON PEOPLE WILL GO LIIKE DAMN THAT IS ALMOST AS CRAZY AS THAT CRAZY I PULLED
I MEANING ME
WOW THAT WAS PRETTY DEEP OKAY
I SHOULD  BE POET LORIET

IF I COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER I'D HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR FACE EXPLODE
OKAY SO LIKE
YOU'D BE THERE MEATING THE QUEEN OR SOMETHING AND I'D BE LIKE "THINK" AND YOUR HEAD WOULD BE LIKE "EXPLODE"
THE QUEEN WOULD SAY "GRACIOUS!" OR SOMETHING ELSE FAGGY
MAN THAT QUEEN
WHAT A FAG

I KNOW THIS KID KEVIN
HES A PRETTY BAD KID
I SAW HIM POO A WALRUS ONCE
WHAT A BAD KID KEVIN IS

SO THIS GUY
HIS NAME IS GEORGE THE LICKER BECAUSE HE LICKS THINGS
NO DOUBT
SO MY BUDDY GEORGE THE LIKCER AND HIS POSSE
OH DID I NOT TELL YOU ABOUT HIS POSSE
KAY WELL THEY'RE ALL BIG AND POSSE-LIKE
THEY ONCE CRUCNHED A DUDE UP INTO A SQUARE CUBE FOR LOOKIN AT GEROGE FUNNY-LIKE
GEORGE AND HIS POSSE THEY WERE HANGING AT THE CLUB FOR THE MENTALLY DISABLED
THAT'S WHERE ALL THE COOL KIDS GO
LIKE BOB THE PHLEGMY
AND KIBBLES THE SNORT
AND SHERMIE, HE-WHO-CAN'T-TALK-AND-DROOLS-A-LOT
THEY ALL HAVE APPROPRIATE SIZED POSSES PROBABLY
AND THEN SOME GUY CAME IN AND HE WAS LIKE "GRR I HATE THE MENTALLY DISABLED" AND GEORGES POSSE CRUNCHED HIM UP INTO A SQUARE CUBE
THEN HE SAID "GUH FHFLMARF OW"


Tuesday, May 23, 2006

yay surveys

RED; anger

1. Are you currently mad at someone? Nope.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? Julia.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yeah.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? I think I remember hearing that it does.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? Yell and scream.

ORANGE; excitement:

1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party? No.
2. Are you easily excited? No.
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? People being done with school.
4. Which of your friends is most excitable? Rose and Jill
5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? iPod
6. If you could have anything right now what would it be? Time manipulation device. Hijinks galore!

YELLOW; self discovery:

1. Name? Alex
2. Where were you born? Dayton, I think
3. What's your main goal in life? To create
4. Do you want to have children? No.
5. How do you want to die? I don't.

GREEN; opinions:

1. Sex before marriage? Sure, but be careful.
3. Lowering the drinking age? Nope.
4. Capital Punishment? No.
5. Abortion? Go for it.
6. Recycling? Um, yes? Who would be against recycling? "I hate re-using stuff!"

BLUE; dreams:

1. What was your latest dream? Something about a really cool weird sci-fi video game where you played a puppet or something. There was something about a battle between Heaven and Hell, too, but then the Elder Gods attacked and they had to team up to fend them off.
2. Have any of your dreams come true? Not as far as I can remember.
4. Do you usually remember your dreams? Yeah.
5. What was the weirdest dream you've ever had? I've had too many weird dreams to remember which is the weirdest.

PURPLE; love:

1. Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight
2. Do you have a bf/gf? Yes.
3. Do you have a crush? Yes.
4. Who is the best hugger that you know? How do you define a good hugger?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight? I suppose.
6. Have you ever been in love? Yes.

- - - - - - - - - - -

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
A: One.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: White
Q: Name one thing that you do every day?
A. Read
Q: What color are your walls?
A: Don't remember.
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
A: None.
Q: Hockey?
A: I hate sports. But hockey's pretty fun.
Q: I can't wait 'til...?
A: Didn't I answer this already?
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A: Friday, I think. He's still in Vegas.
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: Pita chips.

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: Rose's awesome stripey hat.
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: It depends.
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A. No.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: No.
Q: What city was your last taxicab ride in?
A: Ex En Provence or maybe LA.
Q: Do you own a picture phone?
A: No. That'd be nice though.
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
A: Not sure. Wednesday?


_______Last________

1. Person you saw: Mom.
2. Hugged: Rose.
3. Time you Shopped: Got the new Mario game.
4. Movie watched: Not sure. House of Flying Daggers?

5. Song you listened to: Yuki Kajiura - Magic and Sword


______Today________

1. What are you doing now: Talking to Rose, listening to tunes.


2. What are you doing tonight: Ick, driver's ed.

3. What are you going to eat for lunch: Lunch?

_______Tomorrow___________

1. Is: Wednesday.
2. Got any plans: No.
3. Goal: Get some writing done.

4. Dislikes: ?
5. Do you have to work: Hell no.

________Currently_________

1. Currently love someone: Yes.
2. Like someone: Yes.

3. Does someone like you? Yes.

4. Are you taken?: Yes.


Your Initials: JAJ
Do you think others find you attractive: Yes.
Name one of your scars and how you got it: I fell on a rock one time and busted open my knee. The scar's faded a bit though.
Favorite milkshake flavor: Depends.
Last person to make you mad: Rose's sister.
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be: Not sure.
Favorite pizza topping: It depends.
Around what time were you born: 3 PM, I think.
Last food you ate: Crispix.
What does your picture perfect weeding look like: I like a well-weeded garden, thanks.
Coffee or energy drink: Energy drink.
Favorite perfume/cologne: N/A
Red or blue: It depends.
Something you miss: Rose... Yeah, I know, that answer's getting old.
What do you want more than anything: Time.
Any birthmarks: Dunno.
Do you like/love a certain someone & who: Rose.
Last thing you bought: New Super Mario Bros.
Last thing someone bought you: Dunno.
Are you spoiled: Yes.
Something you want to do before you die: Blow something up.
If you could knock someone out, who would it be: That's a long list...
Phone number you often call: Rose's
What annoys you most: Stupidity.
Last time you skipped work/school: It's been a long long time.
What did you do on your day off: Who knows?
Blonde or brunettes: Brunettes.
Where do you want to live: Somewhere warmer.
What were you doing before you fill this out: Filling out another survey.
What are your plans for the weekend: Hang out with Kumar, see Rose.
If you could get plastic surgery, would you: No.
Last person who cooked for you: Rose. Yay
What do you get most complimented on?: Dunno.
Last time you drank alcohol: In France, I think.
How often do you drink: Pretty much never.
What do you want for your birthday: Money/gift cards.
How many children do you want: None.
What would you name them: Something awesome.
Last time you cried: A while ago.
Do you like your handwriting: No.
Do you hate anyone: Yes.
Ever got a manacure or pedicure: Haha, no.
Do looks matter: Yes.
Does anyone hate you: Not that I know of.
Do you untie your shows when you take them off: Do you untie your LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL when you take them off?
Do you have a second home: No.
Ever used a gun: No.
Ever got into a fist fight: Yeah.
Last show you watched on T.V.: Doctor Who
What are you listening to now: Sergei Rachmaninoff - Rhapsody on a Theme by Paganini, Op. 43
Last person you shared a bed with: Dunno.
Ever got surgery: Yeah.
Last E.R. visit: Dunno.
Scariest moment of you life: Not sure.
Favorite sport: Competitive sleeping.
Eye color: Root Beer.
Favorite month: Dunno.
A date youre looking forward to: Dunno.
Is anyone in love with you: Hee hee
When is your bed time: After Rose and I stop talking on the phone, usually.
Do you like sea food: Yes.



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